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"At this juncture, the entire planet is locked, figuratively, in a room with the sociocultural equivalent of Hannibal Lecter. An individual of consummate taste and refinement, imbued with indelible grace and charm, he distracts his victims with the brilliance of his intellect, even while honing his blade. He is thus able to dine alone upon their livers, his feast invariably candlelit, accompanied by lofty music and a fine wine. Over and over the ritual is repeated, always hidden, always denied in order that it may be continued. So perfect is Lecter’s pathology that, from the depths of his scorn for the inferiors upon whom he feeds, he advances himself as their sage and therapist, he who is incomparably endowed with the ability to explain their innermost meanings, he professes to be their savior. His success depends upon being embraced and exalted by those upon whom he preys. Ultimately, so long as Lecter is able to retain his mask of omnipotent gentility, he can never be stopped. The spirit of Hannibal Lecter is thus at the core of an expansionist European ‘civilization’ which has reached out to engulf the planet."
— Ward Churchill (via socialistscum)
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I love you more than Ron Paul fans love pot
I love you more than Newt Gingrich loves Newt Gingrich.
I love you more than Rick Santorum hates gays.
I love you more than Mitt Romney is unsure about what he loves. besides money.
I love you more than Herman Cain loves Pokemon.
I love you more than Michele Bachman’s husband loves men.
I love you more than Rick Perry loves the taste of his foot.
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Shaina beseeched me to write a post about her… (like I don’t have enough already) SO here goes. If you’re not her, you don’t have to read this. ;P I mean you could, but you might just end up with a “wtf did I just read” feeling.
Shaina is *almost* like the sister I never had….
A LESBO’S GUIDE TO EATING VAGINA
Did you know that The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy is still one of the main articles to bring people over to vice.com? The reason for this is because unless you’re five-years-old, an unadventurous straight girl, or some other manner of person who sucks, you’ve probably had your mouth on a vagina and want to grow better and better in your skills as your life moves forward. Don’t you wanna be a winner? Don’t you wanna succeed in the ongoing battle of mouth vs. pussy? FUCK YES YOU DO! I figured that maybe it was time for a new guide, from the perspective of someone who both has a vagina, and is also BFFS with vagina (sexually).
As I was writing that thing that I just wrote about people who may not have ever had their mouth on a vagina, I had to stop and think about what sort of creature would fall into the “no thanks, no vagina for me” category. I thought about this for a long time, as though I was trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem because, after eating vagina for TWENTY-ONE years now, I can’t imagine life without it. It’s one of my major food groups.
Oh, hello. I’m a humongous lesbian. Perhaps you didn’t know that. Fact numero uno about lesbos is that, unless we’re chumps/fakers, we know a shit ton about flippy flaps, namely, how to wear one as a hat. Much with anything else in life though, enthusiasm doesn’t always equal skill. You can love a thing (like pussy) and still suck at that thing (like eating pussy). In the world of lesbian sex there are two acts that are at the upper echelon of difficulty 1) Strap-ons 2) Going down on a crotch in a really amazing way. This post is going to focus on the second one, and will hopefully be helpful for lesbians, soon to be lesbians, straight dudes, whoever.
1) You Are the Boss
When I saw my first ever naked vagina, aside from my own, I thought that I was going to freak out. A vagina isn’t really a pretty thing, and there’s a lot going on in there. I found myself sacrificing a great deal of personal and mental comfort (ex. neck pain, sort of falling asleep, killing myself and almost crying because it’s taking someone forever to come) to make it like me and to master its ways. I found out through practice and time that if you enter an oral situation thinking “THIS GIRL MUST COME OR I AM A FAILURE,” she’s probably not gonna come and you’re gonna have an awful time and be making all sorts of tense faces down there. Pressure is the worst and will drive away orgasms every time. Picture a farmer trying to herd sheep by just standing in the middle of a field crying and wishing really hard for the sheep to come to them. Getting uptight about making a girl come is shooing away the pussy sheep that you want to bring TO you. The important thing is to have a general feeling like “I’m putting my face on this vagina because I want to and because I’ve already seen this week’s episode of Mad Men. I don’t give a wild crap if it comes.” Then it will come. I promise.
Come..
- Pink Floyd Fans : ...on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!
- Nirvana Fans : ...as you are, As you were, as I want you to be.
- Beatles Fans : ... together, right now over me.
- AC/DC Fans : ... and get it If you want it come and get it.
- Led Zeppelin Fans : ..from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
- Door Fans : ...on baby light my fire, Try to set the night on fire.
- Radiohead Fans: ...on. Come on. You think you drive me crazy.
- David Bowie Fans: ...and buy my toys. Monkeys made of gingerbread.
"Write exactly what you would want to read, what you wish someone else had written."
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Neuroscientist, David Eagleman replying to: “What advice would you give to an aspiring author?” [via]
…Meanwhile: this ol blog she aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be…
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